My funny bone is the one that doesn’t hurt
•January 21, 2026•
by DM Williamee
Below is a compilation of what I have heard people say and/or what I have read in the past year that I have found both funny and ironic. These gave me a chuckle, and I think we all could use one about right now.
When one door closes, and another opens, you are probably in prison.
60 may be the new 40, but 9:00 p.m. is the new midnight.
When I say, “The other day,” I might actually be referring to something that happened yesterday or 20 years ago. That whole millennium thing really throws me for a loop.